We have been hard at work in the Tree House getting ready for the luanch of our next collection of shurts. Collection 4 features Shurts that were picked by our fans in a poll called “Smoke The Vote”. The top six strains outta 20 listed are:
Alaskan Thunderfuck
G13
Green Crack
Mr. Nice Guy
Purple Haze
Sensi Star
Get your torch and dabber ready cause this ain’t the schwag your parents smoked back in the day. This is some straight next level shit. It wasnt enough to have 40% hashes and keifs. No. The marijuana culture had to one up the weed game and introduce us to the world of Dabs. For those of you that aren’t familiar with the concentrate game, let me explain. Most hashes and keifs are made organically using bubble bags, or screens, and water. Pretty simple. These tactics don’t involve a chemical process. Now let’s get into the concentrates. BHO hash oil is by far the most common I have come across. BHO stands for butane hash oil. This method involves using heady buds, yes the buds and not the trim, or at least the good trim not just leaves and stalk, and extracting the trichomes with butane or another form of compressed gas. The compressed gas comes out so cold it freezes the trichomes, then converts back to a liquid that dissolves the THC so that the liquid can be collected and the trichomes extracted. The extraction process involves evaporating the liquid butane so that all thats left is pure cannabinoids. These methods can produce an extract at very high levels of purity. This stuff tastes so good it’s hard to put into words. Like you just licked the sap from a skunky pine tree. Now I know what your thinking, you want to ask if you smoke it on a bowl like hash? Well, not exactly. Because of it’s concentrated purity and a very small amount of plant matter, the Hash oil will melt super fast when a lighter hits it and run right down into the bottom of your bowl and you will waste all of it. Ive come across some interesting methods of smoking hash oil or dabbing as the chronicseurs call it. There are domes with quartz nails that you heat up, bird house bong adapters, hand held essential vaporizers, and if your a high roller check out the concentrate glass Hitman is making with built in glass torches. That’s right, GLASS torches. This is some straight next level shit. and if your real gansta or just desperate you can free base that shit off an electric stove. Now I highly recommend not trying to produce this yourself or at least get some training first. You wouldn’t want to go blowing your house down would ya? some say this is the future of medicine. Me? I think it’s just another beautiful step in the ever evolving world of weed. Hey you think we’ll be able to grow straight THC crystals someday? One can only hope….
Summer season is coming and shits about to be popping off for the Tree Fam. Our tour is going to take us to at least 20 cities throughout the U.S. starting in April when Tree Shurts will co-sponsor The High Times Medical Cannabis Cup in Denver Colorado. This is only the second one ever to be held in the U.S. That same weekend we will also simultaneously be doing two other events. Hemp con in L.A where Ziggy Marley will be performing and then the Paid Dues hip hop show in San Bernardino which has a crazy lineup. After that the Skys the Limit. Maybe an R.V for the festival season? We are in the works of an event calendar plug in so stay up and tuned in for what shows Tree Shurts will be at. Being on the road always brings interesting adventures and tons of memories with new and exciting peeps. Cause hey, Peace and Trees always sparks good memories.
This month Tree Shurts will be Featured in The College Life magazine with our first full page ad. The magazine gets circulated to over 3,500 colleges around the nation with over 200,000 copies in print. Now thats what I call a Higher Education. Shout outs to the Tree Fam and Upstate Photographers for helping with the shoot. Pizza anyone?
10. We will stop tricking the festie kids with our Bud banners. Syyyyyykke.
9. We will stop letting the government smoke G13, so they won’t release documents to WikiLeaks.
8. We hope that we keep hiding bud on ourselves and finding it 2 months later, cuz it’s FREAKIN Awesome !!!
7. We will stop smoking with Brett Farve and convincing him he can play another year of football.
6. Tree Shurts is going to set world records for most Tweets Per Second.
5. If BP had been making Hash Oils at the Deepwater Hoizon, we’d be at peace with the Great White Shark.
4. I will try to get my Medical card in every state possible.
3. When I told Michael Phelps to get rid of the bong, I didn’t mean give it to Miley Cyrus.
2. Better hide ya bongs, hide ya bowls, and hide ya dutchies cause they be raping errrybody’s pieces out here.
and Our Number One Resin-lution for 2011 is …To spread Peace and Trees to people everywhere, one puff at a time.
