10. Legalize Trees Worldwide.
9. Turn the Winnebaker into a fully submersible, off-roading, hovering Jet.
8. Build and Unite the Tree FAM into a International Mecca.
7. Make a spacecraft so we can send Trees to other life forms in order to keep Universal Peace.
6. Switch out the pastry platter in the Oval Office with the Tree Shurt special pastry platter.
5. The Tree Shurt Polar Bear will stop stealing all the flyest highest girls.
4. Grow a Tree that produces only stemless bowl sized nugs.
3. Get in contact with Nike to create the Air Trees Sneaker… A fully smokeable Sneaker Contraption.
2. Keep Calm and Blaze Trees. The world may end in 2012.
And the Number One 2012 Tree Shurt Resin-lution….
1. Have Letterman read our Resin-lutions on National TV.
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